Pacing around, beads of sweat crown our foreheads while our hearts pace. We are expecting our first born.
Not the human kind of course, as we already have six of those between the two of us. We’re talking about our first “designer baby”.
While it only took seven months to conceive, during this time both of us went through so many iterations of what our perfect “designer baby” would look like. The problem was, as artists, nothing could possibly be perfect. Because that would require us to settle. Are you kidding?
Luckily, we were able to consume wine while we were conceiving our designer baby, otherwise it would have been a VERY long seven months.
Now we’re just waiting and pacing and drinking. Holding our breath and secretly fearing — “what if our baby comes out ugly?!”